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This is one of a series of columns done for the Acorn Press during the late 1990's.

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Copyright Skip Ploss and Acorn Press Newspapers.

SOMEWHERE THAT'S WARM

Well it's snowing at three inches an hour, we're due for between 24 and 36 inches, the airports are all closed and I want to be somewhere else. It may seem a small consolation, but fortunately there is web travel.

There are two ways to go in a situation like this. The obvious, of course, is to type in a warm and sunny URL (Universal Resource Locator, an Internet address), like " http://www.antilnet.com" a URL for Bonaire in the Netherlands Antilles, and then sit back, crank up the heat, put UB40 on the CD player and enjoy the scenery. Most Caribbean Islands have information pages on the Internet. Either general information as in names of hotels and ways to get there or full sites complete with "online photo albums" as in the Bonaire site mentioned above. Ah, strolling down the Main Street of Kralendijk, past the Market Place and out the road toward Washington National Park.

The other direction one could travel would be in a northerly direction. Somewhere colder and more desolate, which at the moment hardly seems possible. I hate snow.

Siberia, that's it. Nothing conjures up images that have to be worse than here then the word Siberia. The cold, deep snow, the driving winds...anyway, as I was saying, Siberia. Pictures of said region can be found at "http://www.cs.toronto.edu/~mes/russia/photo.html". I feel warmer already.

Search Engines
Which ever Internet road you choose to travel there are many "travel agents" waiting to serve you. They are called "Search Engines". These currently fall into two types.

One type are "catalogs" of Websites, as is the case with Yahoo [http://www.yahoo.com]. These are sites which allow website maintainers (called "webmasters") to register their site into specific categories. For instance, to get to Bonaire I typed in Yahoo's URL and upon reaching their site was presented with a list of different areas. I selected "Regional". I was then given another list, which I used to get to the Caribbean. At the Caribbean area I chose "Netherlands Antilles" and then "Bonaire" from the final list. This is like working through an outline. You can usually proceed to the subject you wish in a fairly logical, user-friendly manner.

I, Web robot
Another type of Search Engine is sort of a self-fulfilling catalog. These have software "robots" that constantly surf the net looking for, reading and then categorizing websites. These also allow webmasters to ask the "robot" to look at their websites and then categorize them accordingly. These include Webcrawler [http://www.webcrawler.com] and Lycos [http://www.lycos.com]. An added utility these Search Engines have is the ability for the user to search for an item using "keywords".

Let's say you're looking for "islands". You would type "island" into the area provided at Lycos, for example, hit the "search" button and be presented with a list of sites having something to do with the specified subject. It's easier than it sounds, really.

Finally a few words about URL's. In the interest of making things easier for those dedicated professionals who lay out this paper you should know that URLs contain no spaces. When you see a URL that is split by a column break, treat it as if it was one continuous word, no spaces. There won't be any hyphen just keep typing, these can get kind of long.

Well, I have to turn the heat up, this time I think a little James Buffet is in order, my travel agent has informed me that I can catch the next URL to Tahiti [http://www.tahiti-explorer.com/].