Portfolio: Writing

Here are some examples of my writing.

And Another Thing:
"Le Corbusier and the Last Diplodocus
"
Originally Published in
the August 2004
"The Home Monthly"
for Hersam Acorn Press

And Another Thing:
"My Digital Camera Just Told Me The Milk Expired
"
Originally Published in
the May 2004
"The Home Monthly"
for Hersam Acorn Press

The Troubled Bruin: Fibber McGee's Homepage
Online Column
June 2004

My wife, daughter and I live in a condominium and we are lucky enough to have two decks.

...The entire adventure cost around $170 and since we don’t spend that much time outside due to the fear of insect-borne plagues or the risk of skin cancer, I consider it money well spent.

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I was watching Home And Garden TV the other night and they had a special presentation of the 2004 International Builders Show, which was held in Orlando Florida this past January...

...This is the place your builder goes so that he can talk you into that new microwave with a built-in toaster (it exists, really).

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As a Web designer for the last nine years I have been blessed with the opportunity to watch an industry and technology grow from hip tech to appliancetude.

Yes I made that up.

Appliancetude is the state in a technology's lifespan when the public's perception of it makes the leap from mysterious and slightly dangerous to being a toaster.

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"Wagons Ho!
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My first column for the
Acorn Press about web
surfing in 1996
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"Somewhere That's Warm "

Column for the Acorn Press about the ability to do
internet "travel"
skip@large: "In Defense of Yank Tanks"
Column for the Acorn Press about online chat

I am speaking, of course, of the Internet and it's myriad of subsections and components. "Now wait a second", I can hear some of you saying already, "isn't that just for mindless chat and explicit sex?"

Yes and no.

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Well it's snowing at three inches an hour, we're due for between 24 and 36 inches, the airports are all closed and I want to be somewhere else. It may seem a small consolation, but fortunately there is web travel.

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At least that's the way it is supposed to work. In actuality all three are used for general talk. Discussion ranges from "where can I find parts for my old Saab" to "not all American cars weigh 4000 pounds and are covered with chrome, `Yank Tanks' as it were" (that is my usual topic).

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skip@large: "c|net"
Column for the Acorn Press about the early days of internet /television hybrid pioneer C|Net.com
skip@large: "Now We're Cooking With RAM"
Column for the Acorn Press about early online recipe sites like Epicurious
Once and (Almost) Future Playshops
Article about the early days for the Wilton Playshop Newsletter

The show is hosted by Richard Hart ( formerly the host, still is in reruns, of The Discovery Channel's [http://www.discovery.com] Next Step) and Gina Saint John. Also on board is PC smartguy and guru John Dvorak who provides entertaining reviews of the latest CD-Roms offering "Buy It, Try It or Skip It

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There is the Dip Index [http://www..cs.cmu/~mjw
/recipes/appetizers/dip/index/] with hundreds of recipes for, you guessed it, dips (not people who ARE dips, but things to dip other things in at parties and social functions without being arrested).

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Between the time of inception, August 15th 1937, and the first show presented in the theatre on Lover's Lane, May 1st 1954 (Charlotte's Review), it seems that various other structures in and about the town of Wilton were anxiously vying for the honor of becoming The Wilton Playshop....

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