December 2004: Santa Left Aliens
In My Bathroom
"They foster in me the same feeling of subsurface mirth as
when I see someone five foot, three and 115 pounds trying to get into
their Hummer H2, or hear Michael Moore referred to as a documentary
film maker. " more
November 2004: Turkey Day and
Turkey Verde
"In fact as I recall autumns past, I can remember clearly
being in groups of people pre-Thanksgiving when someone responds to
the question What are you having for Thanksgiving dinner?
with ham or roast beef, only to be looked at in the same way as would
Ricky Ricardo, playing his conga drums in a U-boat rigged for silent
running." more
October 2004: The Brave Little
Toaster and the Coffeepot that Drools
"It was as if they were saying to your pre-toast, thats
OK, we have you now. Everythings going to be all right.
more 
August 2004: Le Corbusier and
The Last Diplodocus
"The entire adventure cost around $170 and since we dont
spend that much time outside due to the fear of insect-borne plagues
or the risk of skin cancer, I consider it money
well spent." more 
May 2004: My Digital Camera
Told Me The Milk Expired
"The LGIR is a fridge that has more bells and whistles than
a convention of one-man band acts, and one feels compelled to ask
why?" more 